Monday, January 17, 2005

Damn you, possessed vacuum cleaner!

I'm going to take Mr. Nice Posture off my Imaginary Boyfriends list: he has a girlfriend.

So today I passed him in the crowded halls of our lovely school and I did what I always do when I encounter him. Which is just glance him casually, like he was any other pupil crawling to their classes, trying hard not to give him any clues that I adore him. I took it all in: the scruffy straight-out-of-bed-hair, piercing eyes, cute lips, sexy posture, red marks on his neck... RED MARKS ON HIS NECK!??

What the fuck? I thought only fourteen-year-olds did hickeys. First, I was shocked, but not that surprised, really. Hey, he's a good looking guy who showers regularly, so it's really not that unbelievable that some other hot chick might have stuck her claws on him.

Luckily for me, my brain has a way of forgetting bad things and twisting them into something that I'm more comfortable with. I mean, maybe he was just cleaning his room when some demonic spirit of some dead old nasty whore possessed the vacuum cleaner and he lost all control of it. While he was screaming helplessly the vacuum cleaner sucked his neck until someone unplugged it. It happens, you know.

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